Proximity to Nowhere

You didn’t even have the common courtesy to tell us in person, you get us gathered for a conference call to tell us that the store is closing!?

Dick move, Jesus. Dick move. You’ve driven me completely away from Christianity -_-

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Asshole Disney.: Let's talk about how much I learned in my Intro to Politics class today.

assholedisney:

Oh wait. It was impossible to pay attention because the guy next to me TOOK OFF HIS SHOES AND SOCKS IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS.

This is not your home. This is not car or your cave dwelling or your cardboard box. This is a college class.

Look at this man. I bet his feet hurt like a bitch.

He…

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Christian Porn is a thing, you guys.

aliceandthehatters:

osailors:

meandrous:

unknowablewoman:

abaldwin360:

josiahfiles:

harrytomlomsom:

thefourofclubs:

oh my god

“No extramarital sex, unless it illustrates the downfalls of adultery.”

“All filmed sexual acts in the Christian Porn genre are genuine intentions to create life, performed by heterosexual married Christian couples.”

I sure am glad the couple that I’m watching fuck is doing it to make a baby, otherwise it would be a sin to watch!

I am totally going to watch it.

The spouses in a Christian porn production never have adulterous relations, unless they (and their partner in extramarital crime) suffer and are punished fittingly for their sins. (In deference to modern conventions, the punishment is not always mandated by scripture, i.e., being stoned to death.)

Damn, what’s a girl gotta do to get good stoning porn?

“The Body of Chris” (2006)
“Round Yon Virgin” (2006)
“Rod Is the Answer” (2005)
“Oh, Come, All Ye Faithful” (2004)
“Lazarus Rises” (2004)

Is this a real thing? o.o

What. The. Fuck. “Unless they (…) suffer and are punished fittingly for their sins.” Not just Christian Porn. BDS&M CHRISTIAN PORN. WTF.

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Troll! In The Dungeons!: Have you ever noticed that usually when Katniss says something, the opposite happens?

thatonetheycallchloe:

• “Your name’s only in there once, they aren’t going to pick you.” Gets picked.
• “I can’t believe I did that, I’m going to get a score of 0!” Gets score of 11.
• “There’s 24 of us, Gale, only one comes out.” Two come out.
• “I don’t want any of them as my allies.” …

braveybravemcheropants:

angstier:

createyourself42:

HARRY POTTER FANS, YOUR LETTERS ARE STILL OUT THERE. HAVE FAITH!

Yeah, 97 was actually the year that I would have started at Hogwarts! So…

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! 

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brittaniethekid:

meme-spot:

raulrants:

http://twigurrl.wordpress.com/2011/04/29/why-harry-potter-kinda-sucks/

……….NO ONE ASKED YOU. -head desk-

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OH SHIT. OH SHIT. WANT.

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Truth.

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